It Means “Very Thai”

I got roped into doing Muay Thai by Justin. I thought this was going to be full of sweaty fat guys with their balls in my face, but actually, there’s not many fat guys in the class, and it’s not wrestling, so no balls in my face. It’s ok, I guess. It would be more fun if I were actually good and could do stuff, but as it is I’m just hurting my foot cuz I don’t know how to kick right. That’s the same with all thing, though. It’s not very fun until you attain a minimum level of proficiency.

It’s got me wondering what it would feel like to hit someone in the face as hard as I can. I’ve never been in a fight–which is good, because getting hit is painful and I’m probably a wuss. I wonder how much I’d have to pay someone to let me hit them in the face. It’s probably more than I’d be willing to pay to find out. The alternative is to get into an actual fight. Then it would be free. But not really. It’s free in dollars, but you are paying for it with pain. The amount of money I’d have to receive to get hit in the face by someone is probably more than the amount of money I’m willing to pay to hit someone in the face.

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